*Click*…What a lovely sound

One day, when I realise I’ve crossed nearly everything off my “to-do” list and am Queen Supreme Ruler of World (because face it, that’s probably the only thing that will be left to do!) I will hereby pass ‘Proposition Click ONCE’

I enjoy my time at intersections. Watching confused motorists whose knowledge of road rules lives in the 1940s, appreciating my baby-free status as toddlers throw sugar tantys at mothers with too-tight trackie dacks and the soothing resonance of melodies emitting from my ipod. Don’t you even dare to interrupt my appreciation of the complexities of jazz drum solos with a little amateur version of your own.

CLICK-CLICK-CLIKITY-CLICK-CLICK-CLICKITY-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes you moron, of course now the traffic lights realise you’re in an extreme hurry to make it to Boost Juice before 12:23pm for your shot of blended algae grass and as you’ve just pressed the button a scientifically precise 2,300 clicks to a minute, you’ve unlocked the secret halt code and the lights immobolise the universe so you mutter your way across the street.

Ahem….so in closing….click once please people….and make the world a better place for all (okay…well, actually just me, but that should be motiviation enough)

Oh and a simple finger push is fine…no need to whack the button with the sheer force of your palm as if you know the $1 million showcase answer.

Now it’s your turn to ponder….